There are a lot of jokes about married couples. Tons and tons of laughing material inspired even TV shows like “Married with children”.
It’s hard to explain what happens after the honeymoon. In fact, for me, as a man, that’s rocket science so I’m used to the fact that I will never understand.
Here are other 20 tweets of wifes regarding their husbands who also don’t understand.
Txt from wife: where r u
Wife:can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W:bring in laundry
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) 16 martie 2015
Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck.
Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs.
— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) 8 iulie 2015
My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it’s going to get our kids into Harvard.
— momma unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) 26 iulie 2015
Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) 17 iulie 2015
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife’s is around $643.27. Apparently
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) 19 iulie 2013
Relationship status: My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) 22 februarie 2016
Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
— Periw-IN-kle Jones (@peachesanscream) 10 iunie 2014